Monte:
Hello Blanket Lovers!! I’m happy to see you’ve returned…hopefully to purchase a blanket or two for your best friend. I am currently sitting on top of one as I speak. Woof! Good boy.
Now that life has returned back to normal, by that I mean, no more shaking floors, and psychotic little white dogs named Mollee running around in the middle of the night trying to imitate earthquakes, I’d like to catch up.
I really appreciated the concerned calls about my well being..so to speak…Woof! Good boy. Right after the earthquake, I did kind of have a little breakdown. Nothing that some R and R didn’t cure, it was just a little traumatic. I have since studied everything I could on the earthquake phenomena and learned some helpful tips on surviving them. I will be prepared for the next one, I look at it as a learning experience. It helped me grow.
Mollee and I have resumed our spelling studies; she is coming along quite well. I am actually very proud of her determination. Every night she stays up into the wee hours on the computer, must be trying to get in some extra study time. She’s even been sick for a couple of days, but she is still hard at work..what a champ, I’ll make sure Mommy gives her a special treat.
So, I would like your help…I’ve been kicking around an idea for a couple of weeks now and I feel like I am ready to share it with everyone. I want to become a stand-up comedian. I know I can do it…I really feel like I’ve got what it takes, my deliveries are spot on, here it goes…A dog with his foot wrapped in a bloody bandage hobbles into a Western saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m lookin’ fer the man that shot my paw.”
Well??…. What do you think, I’ve got a million more. Ohh…It’s time for my walk….I see Mommy grabbing my leash. Leave me a message, I will answer them all. Thanks for your help.
My very best to you and yours,
Monte the First, Esq.
P.S. Did you laugh? Not that I’m being overly sensitive about this…you know, I just wanted to know for research purposes.
Mollee:
OMG!!!!! I didn’t think he wuuuz ever gonna shut up….I’ve been burstin at the seams….You are NEVER gonna guess what happened!! Phew…deep breath…I am SO excited!!!
AHH……I’ve got a boyfriend!!!
He totally sent me a picture last nite…he’s soooo dreamy. His name is Jose…and he lives in Florida…..that is so kewl!!
Oooh..by the way, I wanted to totally clear up something Mommy said earlier…..I don’t really have the poops…Gross…I just pretended to be sik so Mommy would give me the pepto bizmo…see, I kinda fibbed to Jose and said I was a total punk rocker…and that I have pink highlights in my hair….I figured Mommy wouldn’t let me do that…so I did the next best think and made a mess when she was giving me the pink stuff….Viola…pink fur highlights.
So yeah…me and Jose talk on the computer all night long….he’s so sofistikated. He uses really big words…he says his Mom is a genius and she teaches him a lot. She sounds like a totally kewl person. I’m gonna talk to him again tonight..I’ll let you know what goes on….he’s terriff!!!
Soooo….what do you guys think of Montee’s comedian abilities??? Whats he tryin to be, the next Monty Hall……more like Montee Stall….his delivery is so slow…kinda like the walk he’s taking with Mommy, has to be slow so he can keep up.
Bada boom bada bing…..I’m the comedian of this family, you can’t touch this….
I’m Mollee!!!!