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Mollee Writes:

Sooper kewl!!! I wanna go agin..I wanna go agin…Mom, can I go agin??? Today wuz FUN!! Not only did the howse shake, rattle and roll…Mommie played chase with us!!

Pikture it…Manhattan Beach..today…there wuz an earthquake!! Yeah baby!! All the sudden during my spelling lessun, the howse started to move, alot! I wuz like whats goin on, Mom was like OMG!!, Montee wuz like AHHHH!! They freeked out! Monte took off down the hall, so I wuz like ok, lets chase eech other, sweet!

Next thing I know, Mom is rite there trying to scoop us up, I wuz like, hey…its chase time…you can’t catch me!! Thats when Monte dropped to the flore, hugging it like it wuz his teddy bear or somethin…lozer…got us caught.

So now I gotta sit on the bed, Mom checkin us out, saying, oh babies are you ok?? No I’m not ok, I’m darned mad, I wanted to play and now I gotta be babied, waa waa…do you see a bottle hangin frum my mouth? No, cuz I’m a big gurl!!

Speakin of big…hehe…See it wiggle, see it jiggle, Monte’s BIG OLE’ BUTT!! See, I can say that rite now cuz uber-lozer had to have a sedative, hiz nerves were frayed…thats what Mommie said to Daddy…Puu-leez….I don’t know what that means but its gotta be something I should make fun of.

Tonight when everybody is sleepin, I’m gonna sneek up to Monte’s bed and shake it reel fast and screem in hiz ear….he’s gonna wet himself….gosh, I might wet myself…totally worth it..that is funn-E stuff!! Thats what he gets for getin us caught. I can’t wait for bed time.

Jeez Peeps…this haz been fun…a really terrific day might I say…I’m a poet and you didn’t know it..till now.. and Monte is still a fat-cow. Gotta go, this is Mollee, wishing you all sweet dreams… Na-na-naa-na, hey hey hey, Goodbye!
Mollee